boy-and-girl-crazy123456:

>see truck next to us on the highway

>it says “off-road”

>look below it

>it’s on the road

42wv:

Did you know Urianger’s Japanese voice actor is the same one for Jaden/Judai Yuki from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX?

ssundiall:

fly away with me….

hollow-jack:

kitty4president:

hi im thinking abt this bit of dialogue from the duke nukem bulletstorm dlc again. what the FUCK did he mean by this

YOU CABN;T JUST LEAVE THIS IN THE FUCKING TAGS LIKE THAT

charlottan:

charlottan:

pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

inneskeeper:

redactedmatopoeia:

#‘i love conflict’ is the most agent thing to have ever been said by an agent

hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao:

solitair-e:

enby-ralsei:

i don’t think you guys know what a sweep is

it’s a sweep as long as i vote for it

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy’s gonna add another ‘hey there delilah’ to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

acoolguy:

golfgalaxy:

god give me the strength of all white girls combined

cungadero:

if i was a deer the first thing i would do is get a prion disease. the second thing i would do is run into traffic

wuntrum:

beesmygod:

cleebydeeby:

despazito:

despazito:

despazito:

Starting twin peaks

It’s scaring my cat

NO

americanpsyco:

chcialembyc:

moami:

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

pepprs:

memewhore: